Random Sketches

Act 1

A book store booksigning. The author signing is a very old gent. His fans are aged between 70 - 105. They shuffle along the queue before they shuffle off this mortal coil
...thank you. You're very kind. Hello, how are you today?

J R Hartley
Grandma...

I'm very well thank you. Could you make it out to Enid please?
Grandma Heather shuffles up to the signing desk all hunched over and struggling to lift the paper back onto the table
Sure thing

J R Hartley
Mr Hartley scribbles away in the in-lay cover of the book. He hands the book back
Grandma...

Thanks ever so much
You're welcome

J R Hartley
Grandma Heather shuffles away from the desk. As she's shuffling she opens the front cover and reads the following...
"Dear Enda, Show us your tits! J R Hartley". Upon reading this Edna drops her book and slowly shuffles round to look at the pervy author
J R Hartley is looking in her direction alluringly. He gives her a little wink